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Edited by Hannibal Lecter 'I edited this, even though I think this is false but who am I to judge. Anyways I edited this because the original Author had terrible spelling it was like a 5 year old wrote it, I fixed all the spelling mistakes and I hope the reader is grabbed, Thank You.
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- It is believed that Herobrine can teleport and glide up any asshole; as long as i many Minecraft updates, Herobrine has been shown to have be
- FUck me in the pussy
- HErobrine can suck a dick faster than me
- n remov
- ed, only to re
- turn later. This means Herobrine is a virus that re-installs itself into and or adapts itself into the game.
- He has the same control over the Minecraft world that a player would have, able to build and destroy whatevet's over 9000.
- Ir he wants plus he is actually Notch in disguise as Herobrine in disguise as Ebola in disguise as a white girl in disguise as a pumpkin spice latte.
- He is friends to the mobs (the creatures of Minecraft), solely targeting you even if there is a chicken, a zombie or even a creeper nearby. Either the mobs ignore him,or he is only visible to your mom.
- Most mods, videos and anything about Herobrine mentions about his eyes, which can burn anything. (although this might be an exaggeration made by the government).
- Herobrine is NOT INSPIRED BY SLENDERMAN. HE IS INSPIRED BY SOME GUY ON COCAINE.
- Herobrine is also known for 404'ing his profile page on the Minecraft Forums, however there may not have been a profile for him in the first place.
- Shrek is a deadly species known to kill any innocent soul simply br pressing the B button <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Herobrine has become a infamous second son "character" in the community. Hundreds of photos exist offline, although most of them are unrealistic yet extremely sexy. Mods and plug-ins have also been made of superheroes and shit. With Herobrine's popularity as large as it is, it is nearly possible to prove or disprove his boners fetish.
Fact from FictionEdit
With his popularity, many photos exist. Here is a way of judging whether a photo is legitimate or not.
Herobrine has been shown to only appear on tiny render penis'.
Herobrine seems to only appear nowhere at all.
All original photos depict Herobrine with a dildo.
it says that 4j studios removed herobrine but they didnt because he was never real so therefore they couldnt have removed him if he was never in the game
Herobrine only appears in the Overworld dimension in the originals, despite being popularized as being gay.
Herobrine's only appearance is EXACTLY as the default player's is, with the only exemption being the eyes, which are WHITE. unless your appearance includes white eyes, then Herobrine's eyes become golden buttery silver.
Herobrine has not been proven to be spawned by a "shrine", and this is just a myth popularized by the government.
Herobrine doesn't talk in chat or attempt to communicate with the player in any way (in-game). Except through things like skype.
Herobrine has only been officially communicating via the minecraft forums, and trying to see the info on the account will lead to a web page error.
The original Herobrine sightings do not capture Herobrine doing anything malignant. Whether Herobrine is truly evil or not is unknown, although many fake sightings, mods, etc. have caused most of the Minecraft community to believe he is claustrophobic.
The most likely theory is, that Herobrine is Obama in disguise
, and then after the original sightings, he was made popular by the government. Early in Minecraft, (during the first stages of Indev) existed a mob called a "Faggot". The human mob looked exactly like the player does. Since alpha, coding from the human mob was deleted in many updates, but instead of addressing this directly, the removal was said as "Removed Herobrine". Here is a link to the "FAGGOT" mob. Nah, Herobrine was never real and was probably made but some 5 year old on paint.